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Lindsay Lohan Satanic Sex

Lindsay Lohan Satanic Sex

Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan confesses to satanic sex sessions...

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Added: 21 August 2006
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Woman Confesses To Dozens of Orgasms A Day

Teenage Nymphomaniacs seek medical help...

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Added: 08 May 2006
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I Think I'm A Lesbian

13-year-old says she fancies Sharon Osbourne...

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Added: 08 May 2006
How Not To Report An Alien Abduction

How Not To Report An Alien Abduction

Upper-class twit gets short shrift from the long arm of the law...

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Added: 06 May 2006
George Bush Sings The Praises of English

George Bush Sings The Praises of English

Dyslexic despot announces new initiatory...

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How To Cheat On Your Taxes And Win

A rabbi gets the better of the Inland Revenue...

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Added: 06 May 2006
I Want To Seduce My Brother

I Want To Seduce My Brother

cock-hungry teen slut contemplates incest...

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Added: 06 May 2006
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I Was Unable To Get It Up All Night

Inadequate American begs for help...

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Added: 04 May 2006


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