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Scary Characters Promised For Nov. 7 Halloween Celebration
Undead Republicans will roam the nation's capitol. But then, that happens every day...
John McCain Eats A Bug
"Eating a bug was easy," McCain said, "Compared to some of the other challenges..."
War On Fascism Requires Dictatorial Powers, Fervent Nationalism
"We cannot defend democracy," said the president, "Without
unquestioning congressional approval of torture, domestic
spying, detention camps, military trials, and 'Get out of Jail Free'
cards for me and Dick."
Mickey Mouse Resigns From Disney
"Minnie and I don't know where we're going to go," Mickey said. "But, heck no! We won't help them lie to America. C'mon, Pluto!.."
Pluto Leaving Solar System Entirely
An acceleration detected in Pluto's orbital velocity since Aug. 24 will, if maintained, take the dwarf planet and its moons out of the solar system within a decade...
Kunta Kinte Advises Caution On 'Guest Worker' Program
Kinte was invited by Stanford's school of engineering to speak on the effect of random field fluctations on temporal travel...
G.O.P. Sued For Breach of Contract With America
"Fiscal responsibility?" asked McCoy, rhetorically. "This spending spree with our children's money? Apparently the credit card thiefs I've put behind bars over the years have been fiscally responsible!"...
Capricorn horoscope
Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......
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