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International Committee of €˜cool Shit Now' Elects Jonathan Ives As Ceo

International Committee of €˜cool Shit Now' Elects Jonathan Ives As Ceo

'Cool Shit'. Previously the murky domain of the brand marketers who employed the traditional arts of electro-convulsion therapy and drug-induced seizures in the 60's to understand our humanistic need for slightly-differently-fragranced deodorant in neon-blue packaging;

"Everything Old Is Dead", Declares Entire Internet

"Everything Old Is Dead", Declares Entire Internet

The music industry.  Dead. Traditional journalism.  Deader. You’ve Been Framed.  DEADEST. The murderer? The Internet. In shocking admission the Internet has admitted that everything that it considers to be ‘old’ and ‘antiquated’ in the eyes of a

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Moon-based Servers Only Hope For Bitorrent Trackers

The Moon bitches. That’s right. The Moon. The Piratebay have just landed a Dual Xeon Apache server in the Sea of Tranquillity and until the day the RIAA build an actual Deathstar capable of destroying

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State-run Ad-network To Buy Products On Your Behalf.

While the usual remark about how in Soviet Russia ‘the online bargains BUY YOU’ would be passé and clichéd, news that the UK government will be working with Microsoft to deliver a state-run advertising network

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Mafia Family Annoyed That Twitter Recruitment Effort Not Being Taken Seriously

Article republished with permission from @theoraclespeak at The Oracle Speaks. Read and comment on the original post here. Head of renowned Chicago mafia family Vincenzo Corliane, has expressed his "deep and sincere regret" at the apparent

Survey: Modern Women Rank €˜having A Big Box of Random Cables\' A Must-have In A Man

Survey: Modern Women Rank €˜having A Big Box of Random Cables\' A Must-have In A Man

What do these modern women want? A dashingly handsome gent with all his own teeth and no priors?  A successful entrepreneur who spends all his time eyeing your handbags to sell on eBay? Or just

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Tablet Pcs Plagued By Some Kind of €˜badly-drawn Cock\' Virus

The tablet PC has always been the preserve of the ‘artistes’ among us: ‘the traffic warden’, ‘the bit-too-white waitress in Wagamamas’ and ‘that bloke in Design who walks around in flip-flops with a tablet PC

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The Chuffington Post Pt 3: Ladychuff Waves Back

Dear Lady Chuff, Please can I have a Google Wave invite please? Thanks enormously, Everyone, everywhere, all the time ———————— Dear, sweet, innocent readers, It\'s clear what\'s happened here. You haven\'t quite understood: Google Wave doesn\'t actually *do* anything. Allow me to



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