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Excessive Fecal Weight Almost Destroyed Their Marriage
NEEDLES, CALIFORNIA – Until recently, excessive fecal weight had rarely been considered a culprit in the breakdown of a marriage. The idea that they might be hauling around an exorbitant wealth of fecal excess didn’t
Pre-super Bowl Angst Causes Man To Shoot His Neighbors
GARDEN GROVE, CALIFORNIA – Ned Cockburn is an admitted “obsessed NFL fanatic.” A grown man who is crazy about the game, spending what he calls “an unhealthy” amount of time in front of the television
Al Gore Trapped In Blizzard En Route To Climate Fundraiser
CHICAGO – Former Vice President and current global warming superstar, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. was trapped in his limousine on Chicago’s Lake Shore Drive Wednesday night for over six hours after the limo slid into
Win A Dream Date With Charlie Sheen Before He Dies
BEVERLY HILLS – In an effort to raise money for future legal fees, Charlie Sheen’s production company Crash and Burn Productions, along with investors Bruce Jenner, Hulk Hogan and Brett Michaels, is sponsoring a nation
Jay Cutler's Grandmother Calls Him A Pussy On Local Sports Show
CHICAGO – After a bruising loss to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Conference Championship, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler told reporters he was very disappointed that his teammates were not able to get
€˜parallel Parking With The Stars' Debuts On Nbc
HOLLYWOOD – In a vigorous effort to compete with Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars and American Idol, NBC announced the premier of their new celebrity competition series Parallel Parking With The Stars
Joe Biden Doubtful Sarah Palin Acted Alone In Arizona Shootings
SLIDEL, LOUISIANA – Inside the sparsely populated community room of the Peaceful Twilight Convalescent Home, Vice President Joe Biden was concluding his three hour speech on health care to a mostly unconscious audience. Though there
Hugh Hefner's 24 Year Old Fiance: I Like It When Heff Gums Me
BEVERLY HILLS – A representative for Playboy Enterprises confirmed earlier today that eighty-four year old Hugh Hefner has indeed asked twenty-four year old Crystal Harris to marry him. The announcement thrilled Playboy fans around the
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