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Warning Signs That You're A Faggot
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By Pete Puma & Butch Suede
Lotta dudes write our asses and ask fucked up questions like, "I'm not sure if I might be gay. How
Ten Awesome Ways To Get Your Ass Fired
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Workin' at The Rip House Gym was pretty awesome when Uncle Otto was still kickin'. It's still cool bein' able to get huge and ripped at work, but
Pete Sums Up 2010
by Pete Puma
2010 started off like a dried up piece of turd, watchin' the faggy Roomba I got for Christmas clean my house like a retarded
Pete's New Year's Tips
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Coupla last minute New Year's Eve partyin' tips for you douches out there...
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'Twas The Night We Were Pumpin'
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'Twas the night we were pumpin' when all through the House* Not a ripped dude was liftin', not even Huge Klaus. The bench
Gods of The Gym
by Pete Puma and Butch Suede
Every dick owner worth a fuck knows the Greek gods were all kindsa kickass and shit, cause those dudes could do
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