Humor Volcano - Parody and satire stories

The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]

The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]

Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is

A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]

Christine O'Donnell and her ultra-conservative Tea Party army of supporters launched a ferocious and victorious sneak attack on Delaware's mainstream Republicans in last week's Primary Election. The beach below Dover's majestic white cliffs now stands

Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]

Boldly going where no man has gone before, the Delaware Occupational Development Office invested big to create the world's first emu racing series. An incredible success, the emu and emu-related new industries now have the

Uber-nerd, Certified Public Accountant, father, Sirvay Csez proudly and ecstatically announces to everyone he meets that his equally nerdy 15 year old son has just been diagnosed with jock itch. [Satire]