The financial assets blamed for the present the economic crisis announced today that they intend to seek professional counseling in order to address their problems.
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President Bush is said to be pleased with his visit to Baghdad. The generosity of the Iraqi spirit was evident in the tokens of heartfelt emotion showered upon the leader.
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Americans have chosen Barack Obama as the next President, leader of the free world, Quarterback-in-Chief -- but are there secrets he has been hiding?
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The Supreme Court ruling on the right to bear arms brought relief to the tens of thousands of Americans participating in militia activities just for the gun-possession perks.
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NEW YORK - Politicians from both sides of the aisle hailed "another glorious victory in the advance of capitalism" as they passed a bold government initiative which promises to eliminate the last hurdles to universal
Conservatives welcomed John Edwards' admission of an affair as the turning point that would allow them to resume the offensive in the ongoing crusade for moral perfection in the United States.
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GENEVA - Is it time to consider advanced physics a failure? The Large Hadron Collider is online and hasn't generated a black hole that destroyed the earth, and most scientists agree it never will. Which