Satire story: "No Need For Panic" As European Central Bank Lends Northern Crock $500 Billion

Shitty of London - (Insolvent Mess): The EU's ultimate lender of the last resort has given bankrupt Labour Party money-pit the Northern Crock Bank a whopping great big $500 billion (348.7bn euros/£249bn) hand-out 'just in "No Need For Panic" As European Central Bank Lends Northern Crock $500 BillionSatire about

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