Satire story: "No Stretch Marks!" Madonna Adopts Malawi Boy

Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman, Madonna adopts a poverty stricken baby to spare her body from stretch marks, saggy skin, milk-bursting breasts, cellulite, the spectre of a bloody placenta, and... "No Stretch Marks!" Madonna Adopts Malawi BoySatire about

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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......