Satire story: No Winners Please We're Not British

Rubbish third-rate Canadian tennis player, Greg Rusedski, was today counting the cost of no longer being regarded as British number one by the UK's sporting media. No Winners Please We're Not BritishSatire about

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Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......