Satire story: North Korean Missle Ship Refuses To Leave Hawaii

Well, it's happened again. Yet another "intimidating" North Korean missile carrying ship has accidentally ventured off course in the Pacific claiming to be lost. We were able to track them down in Hawaii, and observed North Korean Missle Ship Refuses To Leave HawaiiSatire about

Cancer horoscope

The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......