Satire story: Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good ShapeSatire about

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