Satire story: NYC Coyote Dies In Captivity, Officials Fear Riots

Game wardens from Maine to Pennsylvania issued a Code Red warning today in advance of possible unrest among wild coyotes in the wake of the mysterious death-in-captivity of Hal, a coyote (caninus roaminus)... NYC Coyote Dies In Captivity, Officials Fear RiotsSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....