Satire story: Oap To Sue Pentagon As Rogue Satellite Debris Ruins Laundry, Vegetable Allotment And Local Bingo Hall

Barnsley, Yorkshire - (Hydrazine Mess): Octogenarian old age pensioner Mrs Doris Pratt has vowed to sue the Pentagon after branding its recent attempts to blast a toxic rogue satellite with a S&M-3 sea-launched missile as Oap To Sue Pentagon As Rogue Satellite Debris Ruins Laundry, Vegetable Allotment And Local Bingo HallSatire about

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