Satire story: Obama Shocker: I Did Not Have Sex With That Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"

A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying, Obama Shocker: I Did Not Have Sex With That Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"Satire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......