Satire story: Obama To Limbaugh: "If I Want Anymore Shit Out of You, I'll Cut Off Your Head And Dip It Out With A Spoon!"

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama rarely let's his anger get the best of him. Nonetheless, Obama released the text of his Saturday afternoon radio broadcast to reporters in the White House Press Room today, Obama To Limbaugh: "If I Want Anymore Shit Out of You, I'll Cut Off Your Head And Dip It Out With A Spoon!"Satire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......