Satire story: Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen. Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year, Offside Law Rolled Out NationwideSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......