Satire story: Oprah Winfrey Refuses O'hare 'Pat Down' - "Nobody Gonna Be Touchin' Dis Sista's Hooha"

CHICAGO - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey was literally fit to be tied as she found herself smack dab in the middle of the TSA "Pat Down" controversy. Winfrey had gone to Chicago's O'Hare Airport to Oprah Winfrey Refuses O'hare 'Pat Down' - "Nobody Gonna Be Touchin' Dis Sista's Hooha"Satire about

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