Satire story: Osama Bin Laden's Christmas Wish

From his hideout somewhere in the mountains of Big Bend National Park in Texas, Osama bin Laden released an audiotape of his Christmas message to the United States. In it he says, "For years now Osama Bin Laden's Christmas WishSatire about

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The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato......