Satire story: Out of Control!

Police warned today that the Liberal Democrats are 'out of control'. The main problem is that the Party have gone underground, searching for their grass roots supporters. Nick Clegg put a brave face on the Out of Control!Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....