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Baltimore -- Oriole slugger Rafael Palmeiro has lashed out at basically anyone within earshot for what he says were vicious acts aimed at drumming him out of baseball because he's so damn good! The acts, Palmeiro Claims Steroids Were 'Sinister Plot'Satire about

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