Satire story: Pansy Footballers Wearing "Snoods" (neckwarmers) Get Sore Throats As Fifa Ban Them!

The latest trend in the soccer world for pampered, over-paid players, has been banned by the governing body, FIFA; they claim neck-warmers or snoods are unaccepable in the real men's game (what?), "choke, choke!" (The Pansy Footballers Wearing "Snoods" (neckwarmers) Get Sore Throats As Fifa Ban Them!Satire about

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