Satire story: Pardoned National Turkeys May And Flower Found Dead, Eaten

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the turkeys President Bush pardoned before Thanksgiving are dead. The two turkeys, May and Flowers, that were publicly pardoned by the President in the Rose Garden Pardoned National Turkeys May And Flower Found Dead, EatenSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....