Satire story: Paris, Britney, Nicole, And Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

It is a tradition as old as time to make New Year's Resolutions that will not last much past January. As in year's past, Hollywood's personalities, along with government officials, have released their resolutions for Paris, Britney, Nicole, And Others Offer New Year's ResolutionsSatire about

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