Satire story: Paris Hilton Arrested; Millions Prepare Shitty, Predictable Jokes

Now, millions of people across the United States, already excited at the chance to hear news about a famous person, are undergoing vigorous mental strain to make terrible jokes related to the incident... Paris Hilton Arrested; Millions Prepare Shitty, Predictable JokesSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....