Satire story: Paris Hilton Buys Columbia, Locals Not Happy

Troubled socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly purchased the drug capitol of the world "Columbia". The pampered poser is thought to have taken control of the region after a deal was struck last night. It is believed that Paris Hilton Buys Columbia, Locals Not HappySatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....