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Paris Hilton is hard to find lately. Up until recently, all she had to do was step out the door and hundreds of photographers would climb over each other to get a picture of the Paris Hilton Forced To HideSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....