Satire story: Paris Hilton Shows Her T-ts For The Millionth Time

For the one millionth time since the world inexplicably began to give half a sh-t about her exploits, convicted coke-head and all-around meathole Paris Hilton unleashed her sweater meat on a Malibu beach yesterday. Paris Hilton Shows Her T-ts For The Millionth TimeSatire about

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