Satire story: Paris Hilton Takes Her New Pygmy Hippo Shopping

Filthy-rich dumb blonde celebutante Paris Hilton took her new Pygmy Hippo to the shops with her yesterday, writes Sarah N Ghetty, Big Game Correspondent. It's been all work and no play of late for errant brain-free Paris Hilton Takes Her New Pygmy Hippo ShoppingSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....