Satire story: Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is His Plaything!

Apparently these two old friends are still clashing over the actress, Kristen Stewart, with Rob Pattinson saying that old ex-friend Sturridge should stay away from his plaything! "Plaything!" yelped Kristen Stewart when she heard the term. Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is His Plaything!Satire about

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