Satire story: Paul The Psychic Octopus Pulls Off Plucky Escape From Aquarium!

Saying "I've had enough", Paul the Octopus used his nimble tentacles to pop the lid off his tank and pull off a plucky escape. Running away with him was pregnant girl-friend Paulina. German zoo Paul The Psychic Octopus Pulls Off Plucky Escape From Aquarium!Satire about

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