Satire story: Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, And The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have just announced that the season's finale which will pit Ohioan Lee DeWyze against the Illinois girl Crystal Bowersox will be one for the books. Simon Shindlebocker, AI producer Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, And The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale ShowSatire about

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