Satire story: Pentagon Decrees That All Combat Warriors Must Squat To Pee

Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, in response to the question about whether straights would be ordered to use the same toilet facilities as gays and lesbians, under the threat of court martial, responded by saying Pentagon Decrees That All Combat Warriors Must Squat To PeeSatire about

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