Satire story: Pentagon Panic Over Recent Activity

The U.S military has begun an urgent high level inquiry into the events of today. No car bombs were reported from Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, India, Spain, or anywhere else in the world. In addition to Pentagon Panic Over Recent ActivitySatire about

Gemini horoscope

I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst......