Satire story: Pentland Firth 'Teeming With Pyongyang Sub Frogmen' As Queen Disembarks Western Isles Cruise Yacht

Scotland - (Terminal News): Royal Protection Racket police appear nonplussed by this morning's sighting of the North Korean hit squad. The gang is believed to be a personal birthday gift to Charles from wackjob dictator Kim Pentland Firth 'Teeming With Pyongyang Sub Frogmen' As Queen Disembarks Western Isles Cruise YachtSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....