Satire story: Perez Hilton Photographs Helen Mirren's Muff, Goes Blind

Riding the fickle wave of notoriety after photographing Miley Cyrus' unlady-like exit from a car last week, famous fop Perez Hilton suffered a serious professional set-back today after he was stricken blind by Helen Mirren's Perez Hilton Photographs Helen Mirren's Muff, Goes BlindSatire about

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