Satire story: Peta To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank." In response, Tilikum has demanded Peta To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!Satire about

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