Satire story: Pete Doherty Offered £2 Million For Kate Moss Sex Tapes
London - (Ass Mess): Near-bankrupt Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told mates at Camden's Whorely Arms pub - where his unpaid bar tab has now exceeded its statutory £50,000 monthly limit - that he will Pete Doherty Offered £2 Million For Kate Moss Sex TapesSatire aboutSagittarius horoscope
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