Satire story: Pete Waterman Says He "Can't Understand It"

Songwriter Pete Waterman has said in an interview this morning that he is at a loss to explain just what the European voting public was up to last night when they gave a total of Pete Waterman Says He "Can't Understand It"Satire about

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