Satire story: Peter Andre Sends Red Roses To Ailing Cheryl Cole

Heartbroken crooner Peter Andre today sent a dozen red roses to heartbroken warbler Cheryl Cole in a gesture that confirms there is something tender and perhaps beautiful going on between the two of them. Cheryl Cole Peter Andre Sends Red Roses To Ailing Cheryl ColeSatire about

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In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......