Satire story: Petraeus Caves To Dems, Orders Surge of Accountants
(2007-09-10) -- Agreeing with Democrats that the most important issue in Iraq is determining the exact monthly casualty count, Gen. David H. Petraeus will buckle under Congressional pressure this week and announce the immediate deployment Petraeus Caves To Dems, Orders Surge of AccountantsSatire aboutSagittarius horoscope
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