Satire story: Phoenix Crop Circle Predicts Summer Solstice Shocker!
Devizes, Wilts - (Armageddinouttahere! Mess): Count on it. Mayan calendar wingnuts are in for one helluva cataclysmic shock. The sudden appearance in a Devizes rapeseed field of a 400 foot Phoenix rising-from-the-asses crop circle has sparked Phoenix Crop Circle Predicts Summer Solstice Shocker!Satire aboutAries horoscope
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