Satire story: Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due To Swine Flu

(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after Disney employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride, Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due To Swine FluSatire about

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