Satire story: Pirates of The Coalition

Coalition Government Revives Piracy to Cut Defence Costs! Ministers Claim Privateering is 'Big Society' in Action as Armed Yachts and Car Ferries Seize Thousands of Tons of Foreign Shipping! Pirates of The CoalitionSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......