Satire story: \'Pishtacos\' Replace \'Chupacabras\' As World\'s Greatest Threat To People Whose Ass Is So Big, They\'d Have To Make 2 Trips To \'Haul Ass!\'

Forget \'Chupacabras\', the dreaded \'goat suckers\' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World\'s Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today \'Pishtacos\' Replace \'Chupacabras\' As World\'s Greatest Threat To People Whose Ass Is So Big, They\'d Have To Make 2 Trips To \'Haul Ass!\'Satire about

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