Satire story: Pittsburgh Pirates To Welcome Illegal Immigrants Who Can Field, Hit, Or Pitch
The Pittsburgh Pirates, Major League Baseball's most relentlessly pathetic team for the last 10+ years, have announced they'll accept any illegal immigrants with "a modicum of baseball talent," sources said yesterday... Pittsburgh Pirates To Welcome Illegal Immigrants Who Can Field, Hit, Or PitchSatire aboutGemini horoscope
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