Satire story: Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer

Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments Planet Earth Recalled By ManufacturerSatire about

Libra horoscope

In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......