Satire story: Plastic Policemen/women Needed, Takwana Smith & Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet Are Applying

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Satire story: Plastic Policemen/women Needed, Takwana Smith &amp; Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet Are Applying