Satire story: Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Step right up to the operating table and get your pointy ears. Yep, that's right. Forget about big boobs or a perfect nose. It's elf ears that people are demanding these days. Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock FuriousSatire about

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