Satire story: Police To Be Issued With Handbags

Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals. Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts Police To Be Issued With HandbagsSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....